Bullshit Bingo


put this one to bed


state of the art


strategic fit


lessons learned


off-the-shelf


drill down


solution(s)


24/7


scale


early adopter


viral


integration


BS FREE!


the bubble


best of breed


take that off-line


sales driven


scope


front lines


service oriented


time to market


out of the loop


strategic thinking


client focus(ed)


backward compatible


Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls?

Here's a way to change all of that:

  • Print this card (a new one is redrawn every time)
  • Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
  • When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"