Bullshit Bingo


at the end of the day
dynamic
team building
action item/required
out of the loop

service oriented
focus(ed)
110%
backward compatible
deadlines

off-the-shelf
quality driven
BS FREE!
followup
integration

out-of-the-box
metrics
revisit
skill set(s)
timeline(s)

put this one to bed
mind share
game plan
going forward
market window

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls?

Here's a way to change all of that:

  • Print this card (a new one is redrawn every time)
  • Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
  • When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"